Kids Tell the Best Jokes Ever, those little fucking idoits

I was flying back to San Francisco today and I heard a small child across the isle ask, "Do you want to hear a joke?" I wasn't sure if her snot-nosed sister cared to, but I sure did. I was sandwiched between two fat asses the whole flight and was looking for anything to take my paranoid mind off of thinking I was going to be eaten, so I listened in and heard this:

Q: Why was the monkey so full?
A: It ate too many volcanos.

Laugher insued, but not from her sisters. From me. The mother gave me a creepy glance and an additional creepy glance when I returned her child's toy pony that she had left behind after the flight.