Spice up the Night With Some Spit on Your Tit

So I was down in Palm Springs this weekend being rich and what not. Holly and I decided to go to this dance club at the hotel called Costas. I really didn't want to go, but risked not getting a blowjob if I refused so I went.

We got there, had an overpriced drink, then hit the dance floor. We grinded genitals to poetic Black Eyed Peas songs for awhile then I looked over and noticed a young Latino couple getting their groove on. The male look the type who would brag about beating the shit out of his girlfriend and the girlfriend looked like she would date a guy who would brag about beating the shit out of his girlfriend. He probably worked at Target and stole DVDs when ever possible. She probably worked at Walmart and stole make-up when ever possible.

I soon became more interested in watching the couple than dancing so I decided to call for a dance break (which is the opposite of a break-dance) to focus my attention on the watching the couple’s interesting dynamics. I was highly entertained. As I sipped my Gin and Tonic I noticed a slight smirk formulating just below the Latino's scrappy mustache. Shit was about to go down. Without batting an eye the guy spit directly on his girlfriend's left breast. I don't know where this genius got the idea, but it seemed to go over well, because the girl smiled, turned around and forced her ass straight into her boyfriend’s crotch.

I asked Holly to dance again. After a couple of bored minutes I got the idea to try the Latino's new affectionate move on Holly. It didn't go over well. No Blow Job for me. Moral of the Story: Don't spit on your girlfriend’s boobs or she won't blow you...unless she's Latino. Apparently Latino women love to have their boobs spit on. Try it next time you’re out.