Patriotic Condom Quotes

I think I have a business idea: Patriotic Condom Quotes. The product will be a condom displaying the American Flag and quotes from some of our most esteemed Americans. Safe sex would feel so much better with a solid Ben Franklin quote running along your patriotic cock and an applicable quote would make the whole act so much rewarding and educational. For example, if you are about to have a threesome and plan on murdering the woman after copulation, then use the "Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead". If you are having morning sex with that special someone then use the "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or if you are unknowingly packing a huge cock, use the "Tis easy to see hard to foresee". If you are about to shag a STD-laden prostitute, then use the "He who lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas" or for the monotonous sex with your wife of twenty years, use the "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards". If you’re that lonely guy doing the whole ‘self-satisfying’ thing, then go with the “God helps them that help themselves” quote. Regardless of the situation, there will be a perfect Ben Franklin quote to go among with the act. And boy will you look patriotic while you stuff your American Cock into that American pussy. I need investors. Who's with me?